Dear Aetherius,

Over the last few years of the modern age, I've noticed more and more
scales and fins about. This is indeed a heartening sight! It's about
time all Lamiran folk got together.

To this end, I'm starting a secure savings account for the collection of
gold to purchase a race clan. To make a donation, either contact me via
msg or letter, or merely send gold. I will record all donations and
those who contribute generously will be rewarded with extra cold
saltwater showers.

Don't forget to add your name to any letters of donation! I also
encourage non Lamirans to contribute - you never know when having our
race on your side may come in handy, we're ingenious types, you see..

Lord Trent.

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Tenebrae, in the year 412 AD.