For the next six months, I am giving an incredible 50% discount on my
longevity and conditioning treatments! Don't listen to nay sayers who
lack the courage to reach the next level, simple analysis of the facts
will show that being animated is by far worth it in the long run if you
are of the right profession.

But don't believe me, read these wonderful quotations by my satisfied
customers.

Aronus- "Grrr... rrruh... brains..." *thumps up*

Anarion- "Thanks buddy! Now I can hunt better!"

Cyrius- "This ain't so bad... I feel so chunky!"

Gawain- "Now that my stupid Cleric girlfriend has gone home, I can get
some hunting done!"

Siscaro- "The wife thinks I look a little strange, but she's digging the
increased endurance."

Yes, more endurance, more strength and you can shrug off the attacks of
dangerous wild animals with ease. You OWE it to yourself to try this out
at least once before you make a decision on the matter.

~I Nessaja.

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Ultio, in the year 419 AD.