--Can you pick up that knife.. yes that one. Good, now carve a line
straight down your left hand.. on the back of your hand weenie.. good.
Now at the top of that line, carve a line horizontally.. yes.. good.
Don't worry about the blood, you don't really need that. Okay.. good.
You have been branded. Believe in the Triune. Put the knife down now.

The Triune is the One that is Three. The Trinity. The combination of the
three, Erindith, Vlara and Eliana, into the one Eve. She exists. You
merely need to see, know, and understand. Fall into the sway, fall into
what you know is right, sheep. You do not need to believe, or push her
away, for you cannot, just knowing the existance of her, just knowing
that she is around, just by seeing her, you are part of Trinitarianism.

However, despite this fact, some of you may wish to be a part of her
glory, to know her, to be around her, to bask in her effervesence. Some
may wish to brand themselves, other than by doing so in the process
above (as was dictated by the Trinity). To do such, to wear the 'T' of
the Triune, you much contact The Three that is One, or myself, for the
details.

Should you have any questions, both myself and The Truine are open to
answer. Please direct them towards us.

Thank you for your time,
Tea-leaf Reader of the Triune,
Nyar Kei'daan

Note - By reading this you are inherently part of the sect, and by
registering any thought about such aforementioned Triune you wave all
rights to the freedom of will and hereby must submit yourself to the
Trinity.

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Ultio, in the year 411 AD.