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Poetry News Post #36

Wet Kitty

Written by: Arctar's Fury Anarion Reopev, Asaka's Summoner
Date: Friday, May 30th, 2003
Addressed to: Everyone

Kitty Kitty Kitty in the rain.
Kitty kitty kitty, my you look so plain.
With Kitty ears, and kitty stripes.
Kitty fur, silver bright.
Why the hell are you in rain, Kitty?
It's wet, it's cold, not very pretty.
Come in the house, where everything's nice.
The fire burns, pie on the table, have a slice.
Won't you just be happy, Kitty?
Happy with everything you have already?

C/O drunk Nari Poetry

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Letum, in the year 406 AD.

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