What is an apple? Food. It exists to be eaten. Seems so simple. But if
you think about it...

Apples have damage control down. You can take a big bite out of one end
and half of it will go bad a day later but the other half will still be
good into the next week. Figuratively speaking, it would probably take
less to send your life crashing down.

It exists to be eaten. Not like a cow does, or a zebra, it's goal in
life is literally to be eaten. There is no pain, no fear, no cowardice
or deception. Here I am. Eat me.

Apples don't take shit from anyone. If you try to eat more than you're
supposed to you get nothing and just might choke on it. Everyone who has
tried to shoot an apple off of a friend's head has lost a friend.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Satan is the Apple's minion. The
real reason Adam and Eve ate the forbidden apple was so that they could
learn how to cultivate more apples. We are all the Apple's bitches.

Some day, I will be an apple. And then I will own you all.

Alex Wortham, 3am, free I am, 5/28/03.











Apple

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Ultio, in the year 405 AD.