Problems with your post.

For all your posturing and what not, you care, or you wouldn't be here
before us blabbing away about you used to this, you used to do that,
yadda yadda. No one cares.

I'll help you out here and spare everyone a long winded post.

Mallackai's existence: Male genitalia with legs. No brain, no internal
organs, just yanno...and legs.

Kabal

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Fas, in the year 426 AD.