A chance while walking in the woods, I came upon a man..
Quite crazy, or misunderstood, and naming off demands.

Of course being a cheerful one, I greeted him with a smile
but noticed ranting had begun, and would continue for a while!

The first thing that he said to me; "Dead puppies aren't much fun."
Made me think perhaps that he, had seen far too much sun..

I then thought it was done for me, but it was not, alas!
"Secret to long life and prosperity: Do not spin too fast."

Omar gave his arms a flap, cackling loud and hard.
"It is not down on any map! True places never are!"

I chuckled some, and nervously, whilst thinking him insane,
He must have fallen horribly thus injuring his brain!

Of course the man had lost his mind, sanity meeting ends;
I, earn cash in my spare time, by blackmailing my friends?!

"Sir.." I said in quiet tone, "Are you feeling quite alright?"
He simply laughed once and again with crazed mirth in his sight.

I smiled once more, was nearly gone, of course trying to go;
And then he said it, oh so wrong, that "Dead girls don't say no."

I held my fist up; Omar took a seat, as I glared him down in warning.
He grinned at me "If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning."

Being insulted, I gasped in shock, and tried flee scene once again.
It was away that I did walk;

"I may have my faults, but being wrong isn't one of them!"

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Artificium, in the year 411 AD.