Oh dear cow, will you sleep with me?
It does not matter if I'm not like thee,
All I care for is your silly-sweet moo,
I really felt something, something for -you-.

I may be Damned, and butcher your kind,
But you said you'd leave that all behind.
Oh dear cow, will you sleep with me?
Give me a chance and you will see,

There's more to me than meets the eye,
I will not hurt you, I'll even be there when you cry.
Oh dear cow, please sleep with me,
Think not what we are, but what we could be.

Oh dear cow, damn you to hell,
You spineless little creature, I bid you farewell!
I'm not the one who gave up on us,
I'm not the one who made such a big fuss.

You have no balls, no integrity too,
All you've got is that silly-sweet moo.
I do not care to be your "friend",
I will not be your bovine trend.

Oh dear cow, stay the hell away from me,
Your face again I never want to see.
Your kind is good for one thing: to be slain.
One day you'll regret messing with the insane.

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Ferinus, in the year 404 AD.